FAQ
BELOW - POLICY
When
Should I Order ? Atleast a few weeks in
advance because our midgets get booked up pretty fast
especially if your event is on the weekend or holiday.
How
Do I Select My Dwarf ? Our office will
text and email dwarf photos 24 hours a day if our
potential client requests them.
Do
You Service My Area ? Yes! Just let us
know the city or zip code and we can give you rates,
information, and pictures of our little people.
How
Many Costumes Do You Have ? We have over
200 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe but if we do
not have your costume in our closet we will make it
or the client can also provide it.
Do
You Provide Tossing Gear ? Yes! We all
provide safety helmet, tossing vest, wardobe, props,
landing gear, and license and insurance with absolutely
no hidden fees.
Do
You Provide Other Dwarf Services ? Yes!
We also offer dwarf entertainers, performers, strippers,
wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators, hosts, actors,
servers, exotic dancers, and pranksters.
How
Do I Pay Deposit ? We always take a small
deposit when we are booking your event and its ready
to be finalized with Cash App. Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo,
Google Pay, Or Credit Card.
How
Do I Pay My Balance ? All clients can
pay our midgets the balance on arrival with Cash App,
Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Paypal, Or Cash.
Is
My Deposit Refundable ? All Deposits Are
Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can Be Transferred
To Any Future Show That Never Expires.
What
If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered ?
You can do less time but please remember our dwarves
have a minimium that is a set rate.
Do
We Have To Dwarf Toss The Entire Time ? No!
You can have your midget being tossed for a while
and the remaining time they can entertain, perform,
strip, wrestle, bartend, impersonate, hosts, act,
serve drinks, socialize, or prank.
Can
We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ? Yes!
You can definitely do less time or even a telegram
but please remember the rate is still the same because
thats our dwarves minimum.
Do
I Ever Get In Contact With Our Dwarf ?
Yes! After deposit has been paid we schedule your
midget to contact you 24 hours before your event to
confirm details " but sometimes we can put you
in contact with your little person weeks before if
travel or special attire needs to be planned.
How
Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When we give
a client a quote it is good from 24 to 72 hours because
traveling costs and scheduling change so fast as we
get closer to your party date.
What
Areas Do You Service ? We are local to
your city but we do service the entire USA and on
some occasions we have even sent our dwarfs by flight
to international events.
Do
We Have To Tip The Little Person ? Please
remember that tipping is not mandatory by our company
but very appreciated by our dwarves that work for
us.
How
Does Payment Work When My Dwarf Has To Book A Flight
? Once you make a reservation and pay
the deposit the dwarf scheduled will confirm details
with the client and before he or she arrives they
might contact client to pay for thier flight, uber,
or travel but dont worry its deducted
from the balance that you owe with no hidden fees
Do
You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ? We guarantee
you a male or female dwarf in selected attire but we
never guarantee a specific dwarf, please understand
this is a special kind service and availability is limited.
What
If Client Doesn't Pay Deposit Within 24 Hours After
Reservation is Made ? Please remember that
if client does not pay deposit within 24 hours after
making their reservation we will not gaurantee the time,
dwarf, or attire. Please pay deposit within 24 hours
after you make your reservation to avoid this.
What
If Client Reserves Last Minute or Same Day?
We will try our hardest to meet customers request but
client must give us 2 to 3 hours of arrival time that
was selected by the customer on their reservation.
What
If Client is Hard To Deal With, Disrespectful, or Complicated
? We have the right to refuse business and
block anyone we feel uncomfortable doing business with.