BELOW - POLICY
Should I Order ? Atleast a few weeks
in advance because our midgets get booked up pretty
fast especially if your event is on the weekend
Do I Select My Dwarf ? Our office will
text and email dwarf photos 24 hours a day if our
potential client requests them.
You Service My Area ? Yes! Just let
us know the city or zip code and we can give you
rates, information, and pictures of our little people.
Many Costumes Do You Have ? We have
over 200 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe but
if we do not have your costume in our closet we
will make it or the client can also provide it.
You Provide Tossing Gear ? Yes! We all
provide safety helmet, tossing vest, wardobe, props,
landing gear, and license and insurance with absolutely
no hidden fees.
You Provide Other Dwarf Services ? Yes!
We also offer dwarf entertainers, performers, strippers,
wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators, hosts, actors,
servers, exotic dancers, and pranksters.
Do I Pay Deposit ? We always take a
small deposit when we are booking your event and
its ready to be finalized with Cash App. Zelle,
Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Or Credit Card.
Do I Pay My Balance ? All clients can
pay our midgets the balance on arrival with Cash
App, Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Paypal,
My Deposit Refundable ? All Deposits
Are Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can Be
Transferred To Any Future Show That Never Expires.
If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered ?
You can do less time but please remember our dwarves
have a minimium that is a set rate.
We Have To Dwarf Toss The Entire Time ? No!
You can have your midget being tossed for a while
and the remaining time they can entertain, perform,
strip, wrestle, bartend, impersonate, hosts, act,
serve drinks, socialize, or prank.
We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ?
Yes! You can definitely do less time or even a telegram
but please remember the rate is still the same because
thats our dwarves minimum.
I Ever Get In Contact With Our Dwarf ?
Yes! After deposit has been paid we schedule your
midget to contact you 24 hours before your event
to confirm details " but sometimes we can put
you in contact with your little person weeks before
if travel or special attire needs to be planned.
Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When we
give a client a quote it is good from 24 to 72 hours
because traveling costs and scheduling change so
fast as we get closer to your party date.
Areas Do You Service ? We are local
to your city but we do service the entire USA and
on some occasions we have even sent our dwarfs by
flight to international events.
We Have To Tip The Little Person ? Please
remember that tipping is not mandatory by our company
but very appreciated by our dwarves that work for
Does Payment Work When My Dwarf Has To Book A Flight
? Once you make a reservation and pay
the deposit the dwarf scheduled will confirm details
with the client and before he or she arrives they
might contact client to pay for thier flight, uber,
or travel but dont worry its deducted
from the balance that you owe with no hidden fees
You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ? We guarantee
you a male or female dwarf in selected attire but
we never guarantee a specific dwarf, please understand
this is a special kind service and availability is
If Client Doesn't Pay Deposit Within 24 Hours After
Reservation is Made ? Please remember
that if client does not pay deposit within 24 hours
after making their reservation we will not gaurantee
the time, dwarf, or attire. Please pay deposit within
24 hours after you make your reservation to avoid
If Client Reserves Last Minute or Same Day?
We will try our hardest to meet customers request
but client must give us 2 to 3 hours of arrival time
that was selected by the customer on their reservation.
If Client is Hard To Deal With, Disrespectful, or
Complicated ? We have the right to refuse
business and block anyone we feel uncomfortable doing